okeedokeyloki:

whoathisisheavy:

larkingfloor:

hobovampire:

princelogann:

chibiplate:

theadler:

rainboww-chalk:

Marry: Cpt. America

Live: Mansion

Kids: One

Cars: Latest fastest sportscar.

Kink: Violence

Job: Army Spokesperson

I’M OKAY WITH THIS

Marry: Thor
Live: Shack in South America (seems I can’t get out of here)
Kids: Smartass robots
Cars: The Bifrost
Kink: BDSM  
Job: Nanny

Oh well…

Mary: Thor

Live: Asgard

Kids: A serpent

Cars: S.H.I.E.L.D aircraft carrier

Kink: Daddy Issues

Job: Nanny

Marry: Thor

Live: Shack in South America

Kids: Smartass robots

Cars: your multipurpose tool

Kink: body paint

job: personal assistant

wow sounds horrible except for the thor part

Marry: Natasha. Oh my. xD
 Live: S.H.I.E.L.D.
 Kids: 42. (HAR HAR) We’re splitting them.
Cars: Latest, Fastest sports car. xD
Kink: BDSM. o uo
Job: Scientist.

ALL OF THIS AMUSES ME


 

Marry: Tony House: SHIELD HQ Kids: An 8-legged horse (wat) Cars: Latest, fastest sports car Kink: Daddy issues - well, this is Tony we’re talking about… Job: Secret agent

Marry: Tony
House: Shack in South America
Kids: One
Cars: Vintage motorbike
Kink: Daddy issues
Job: Scientist

Marry: Hawkeye
House: Asgard
Kids: Three
Cars: Vintage Motorbike
Kink: BDSM
Job: Army spokesperson

Marry: Loki
House: S.H.I.E.L.D. head quarters
Kids: A serpent(?
Kink: Horns XD
Job: Secret Agent
Seems Legit.

lulz-time:

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velociraptorsarah:

pineapplesonthetardis:

i-m-just-another-stolen-relic:

ask-anemone:

saladburps:

televisionismydivision:

WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE

YOUVE CREATED A GOD

((HE’S GORGEOUS))

OMFG WORDS CANNOT EXPLAIN WHAT I FEEL RIGHT KNOW

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Cuando un profesor le cierra el orto a un pelotudo.

lolitahime:

BABY’S Twinkle Constellation and the Stars of Confeito Skirt
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solidmercury:

bruisebanner:

princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

 #clint barton

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